i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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