...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I want her autograph on my taint
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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