I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
