I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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