The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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