Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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