Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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