I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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