i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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