Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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