the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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