Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
