It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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