My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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