i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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