I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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