Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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