is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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