And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
