Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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