Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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