he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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