: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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