The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My penis needs a shock collar
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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