Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He felt like a one man threesome
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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