it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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