I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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