Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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