You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Nuts and then bolts :)
My cap is off, one of the cleverest responses I've seen on TFLN.
when he is explaining what he is going to do to you, you dont really understand it. then in the end you just feel fucked over.
He takes your money and makes you come back in a week?
he spends a lot of time underneath you, gets your fluids all over his clothes, and makes your parts feel like new?
Everytime I see you my nuts tighten
Fixes your rear end?
so many failed attempts at jokes.
did he drain your pipes?
Nuts and bolts nuts and bolts you got screwed!
How do you fuck like a mechanic?
He stuck his tip in your exhaust pipe??
"Bitches call me the carpenter cause I screw nut and bolt" ~ Chris Webby - Trust me
Every time, after you get done, there's parts left over?
sdff
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