im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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