I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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