I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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