My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
