I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
