Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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