he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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