No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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