i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize