you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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