i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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