why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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