i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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