did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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