Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
well I can't set my house on fire every night
the day after is always just damage control
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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