whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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