dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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