did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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