My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
