I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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