STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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