smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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