I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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