This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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