your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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